Top car will start to loudly beep and light up the dashboard like a christmas tree with SERVICE NOW!!! warnings whenever the windshield wiper fluid is low, seat belt is not fastend or a brake light is out. Has controls for radio and clima hidden 3 levels deep behind a touch screen interface. Comes with an app that will somehow stop working after 5 years when the car is no longer sold, or after you upgrade your phone. Has a subscription that allows you to go faster and use the heated seats you already paid for when you bought it.

Bottom car will run as long it has fuel, dosnt judge you like a fuckin audi would and lists engine oil as "optional" in the manual.

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Bottom starts at 10k with mileage beyond 300000km but will run another 300000km

[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago

Showing this to my PO

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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I make it any more obvious?

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

She wears short shirts I wear sneakers

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone know what kind of shades she’s wearing? I like it, it’s very steampunk.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Those are shooting glasses.

*I feel I also have to say that that's Kim Yeji who won gold and set a record in the 25m Pistol finals a couple months ago and her team mate, Oh Ye-jin, more recently won gold in 10m Air Pistol and also set a record.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

Damn, TIL those cool steampunk looking glasses I see on character designs a lot have a functional purpose. You can tell I’m very knowledgeable about sports 👍

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

I don't think I've ever witnessed a meme this fresh

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the turkish athelete won a silver mdeal in the shooting competition imagine the power if he had the same gear as the other atheletes

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 6 points 3 months ago

It would definitely be over 9000!

[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Anybody have clips of him actually shooting? All i see is news reporters with stills of Yusuf online.

[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Zotify through termux gal here, so kinda a mix of both!