kittenbridgeasteroid

I'd need the bowling ball to start a Rube Goldberg machine that flips me off the couch.

Don't worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.

That's basically what the adhd community is here.

That's what adhd is like

Good riddance. Less bullshit to uninstall when I get a new phone.

It's your app and the sites the gifs are hosted on, not Lemmy. Most instances aren't going to host gifs because they take up a decent chunk of space.

Chevron paid them a lot of money.

That's likely in part due to the fact that they'd really like to he publicly traded.

Any company that becomes publicly traded gets turned to the dark side. That's the factor that does it because they have a legal requirement to do everything they can to maximize profits.

Trying to sustain perpetual growth will always lead to companies fucking over their customers and employees.

I can confirm that he does not appreciate being shaken. I was making coffee with him there, and my brain said, "There's something on your arm, get it off," and before I fully thought about it I shook him gently.

Yeah, I'm about to the point where I'm just going to buy a domain and host my own email server.

I wouldn't go around just broadcasting my complete lack of knowledge of the financial or business world like that, but that's just me.