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I like my [character from the best movie of 1999] like I like my coffee. (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[โ€“] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ more Mummy memes please

[โ€“] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOURE ON YHE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!

[โ€“] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Aaaaaaamericans.....

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Muum meem

[โ€“] dingus@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I simply cannot get enough John Hannah.

He is gold in Charlie Brooker's (creator/writer of Black Mirror) comedic send up of police procedural shows A Touch of Cloth.

[โ€“] teft@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

[โ€“] dingus@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

with a spoon in them.

[โ€“] kittenbridgeasteroid@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You chew the beans raw?

[โ€“] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

I do love em chocolate covered.

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

They call me coffee because I need to be roasted before I'm palatable

[โ€“] keet@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Roasted, placed in a freezer, and ready to be ground up later?
/s

[โ€“] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My flavor comes from having been crushed, ground down, and in hot water. That's also why I'm bitter.

[โ€“] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Alt description:

Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.

Top panel: Rachel Weisz's Evelyn Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I grind so fine'

Middle panel: Brendan Fraser's character Rick O'Connell says 'they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am'

Last panel: John Hannah's Jonathon Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I'm bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am'.

[โ€“] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 year ago

I wish I could see what this is about.