Wage_Slave

I for one can't wait for him to break it.

because he's gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it's gonna be.

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I'd jus..... lik.....t ..ad......zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz..zZZZZz

I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled

Largely relatable, too. I was never interested in a lot of things until (attractive woman) said something and holy shit, got pretty interested.

And more often than not learned something pretty fucking cool as I got shot down.

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn't much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez'd and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

In Canada, typically signal is found on the phones of drugs dealers, wanna be con men and covoy (diet J6'r) fucks.

In Europe it gets more respect and better usage? Also, if this person doesn't use internet, how would Signal be of any use to them?

Confused unga bunga.