Vagabondshad

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[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything

My son: No?

Me: No. Fireball is the question.

Son: Fireball is the question?

Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes

 

I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people ๐Ÿ˜ณ

 
 
 
 
 
 

Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"

 
 

Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt's Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)

 

Karlach is the exception.

"I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!"

"That is not my blink dog"

 
 
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meteor Swarm: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Wow, all this wonderful discussion off a silly meme, it warms my heart. Happy gaming everyone, just remember as long as everyone is having fun (GMs too) you're doing it right.

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Definitely not a mimic ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ok I know I'm guilty of this and it wasn't (for me) about not being creative as much as me not wanting to take credit for something I didn't create. Better titles will follow

Very true, all methods and madnesses are valid

With his *blue jeans * and toothpick

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