So you agree with me than? Idk how many times I have to say yes I agree most people don't need trucks, I don't personally like trucks nor have I ever had one and I don't plan on ever getting one, but they should still exist for those niche cases (although there seems to be more than you think exist). I'll admit I was wrong about a trucks payload when compared to a van but it still wouldn't work for most of the work I do. If you wanna carry the four person team that I work with they'd have to sit in the back taking away from the space required to haul materials, not to mention even if we wanted to drop two guys and have the full cargo space we still wouldn't be able to haul as much as we can in our truck bed.
Also I agree vans are superior in a lot of ways, if they work for you I would absolutely suggest getting one instead of a truck, and some of your points are great but I gotta ask. You think trucks can't accept pallets?! I feel like it's far easier to put a pallet in a truck than a van lol. Not to mention you can stack multiple pallets on a truck! Also the low flat bottom is certainly a plus for some cases but that's negative for when we need to haul materials off road on some shitty lumpy mud trails. And as far as gas guzzling goes trucks have become a lot more efficient over the years, obviously they're still about the worst personal vehicles you can get as far as gas mileage goes but vans aren't that much better.
Lol I hear ya, especially over the internet! But yeah, we definitely agree that there are far too many trucks on the road and too many people buying trucks for dumb reasons.