SARGE

Indeed

There's a reason every science team down there has someone carrying a gun.

They know what lies in the deep.

Sweet!

I've never been able to get into them, but I'm definitely buying this as a gift for someone.

"So wait, I'm confused... Who are the good guys in this universe?"

"That's the neat part! There are none!"

For OTHERS, yes. But many want the cutting edge for themselves, at no cost to themselves.

A dramatization, by someone slightly baked:

"This is my neighbor. I keep him from getting too uppity by basically making it impossible to live here, since because of Me everything is insanely expensive or they literally can't buy it.

As anyone who works for me can tell you, it's not MY fault I'm doing this. It's because I don't like the colors of their shirt. Blame the shirt. And everyone take a look at how dumb wearing this shirt makes you look! See what happens when you wear it? You end up like him EVERY TIME! For more proof just look at all these other people who's shirts I didn't like and also attempted to kill (allegedly wink wink) and see how poorly they're doing. I'm such a good neighbor. Just ask my richer neighbor. And ignore anyone inside frantically shaking their head no. Number 1!"

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS and "BRO" IT UP

Apologies to any furries, or other kin who might be reading and feel hurt, but I genuinely don't get how you feel the way you do. BUT

I also don't HAVE to "get it" to know it's who you are, it's part of your identity, and even if I wanted to change it I couldn't.

Be as "weird" or "normal" or "kinky" or "reserved" as you want to be. It's none of my business. It's none of anyone's business except yours.

All the bullshit fear mongering hatred is so fucking stupid. "oh look they are wearing something that helps them feel closer to who they are, that makes me angry!" like Bruh.... There are much more important things to worry about. Like how the country is going to implode in the next 4 years because half the US is bigoted pieces of shit who want a bigoted piece of shit in charge, and they LITERALLY want to wipe out people like this.....

Fuck outta here with bullshit divisive hatred over something as trivial as "they're a furry/something not cishetero/whatever"

Be a furry. Be ungovernable. Be whatever you are. To hell with republican hangups.

I'll have you know 65% does not go out of my tail pipe.

It goes out a hole in the exhaust manifold that I'm too poor to patch up.

As a teenager I straight up called my dad a fucking idiot to his face for saying "Some scientists somewhere are getting rich off global warming hoaxes" and was rather unprepared to explain his (lack of) thought process when I asked "how?"

To paraphrase, "Someone somewhere is making money off of it or the news wouldn't be talking about it", the news being Fox and all they were doing is saying how fake it is, not that it's real.

"If you really believe that, then you're a fucking idiot."

Surprisingly, my mother never heard of this conversation and he never brought it up after that.

And around 2010 I stopped hearing him say anything negative about climate change.

Now he's starting to realize how little snow his childhood town gets compared to back when him and his brothers could go driving onto a lake in the 70s. Idk if he actually believes it's real yet, but he hasn't denied it when others talk about it in many years.

Who could have done this? What entity or entities could have possibly benefitted from trying to get democratic polling places closed? WHO?

We may never know. Case closed.

If my eyes rolled any harder, they'd pop out the side of my head.

..... People open message attachments?

Buy why? By now everyone on the planet should know not to do that unless you trust the source of the email