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China again lowers reserve requirement ratio for banks by 50 basis points to 6.6% in c/finance
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Thats an absolutely crazy ratio. Does anyone remember what Citibanks was around 2008? I think it was in that ball park. Lets fix it with leverage, boys!

Climate change in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Florida man asserts his dominance.

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A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot. (www.theverge.com)
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Starship Enterprise or jellyfish launcher? (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3948329

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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/DealFickle262 on 2024-09-17 19:46:40+00:00.

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Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people (i.redd.it)
 

An empty nuclear flask. (Used for transporting nuclear waste) cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3918471

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/vcjester on 2024-09-14 00:32:51+00:00.

Robert Crumbs Visions of the Future in c/memes@slrpnk.net
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

He did not account for us bringing back the T-Rex, which everyone knows is the current plan.

Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Onion being a bit bitey.

Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family... in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Families should be a meritocracy. Lets turn the ice cream into a subscription service though.

FTC: Over $110 million lost to Bitcoin ATM scams in 2023 in c/pulse_of_truth@infosec.pub
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cross posted to shitty million dollar ideas because it is a five sigma out of the box disruptive game changer.

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New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt (www.bleepingcomputer.com)
 

FTC: Over $110 million lost to Bitcoin ATM scams in 2023

cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/17077253

​The U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has reported a massive increase in losses to Bitcoin ATM scams, nearly ten times the amount from 2020 and reaching over $110 million in 2023. [...]

Do you have any OC's? Can you tell us about any? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oatmeal Crackers? Sure. Very nutritious and no sugar. Kind of hard on the dental work though.

If you were tasked to train/teach dolphins how to be artists and express themselves via creative expression, what method of doing so would you designate for them? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Rainbow Nose Condoms. I'm sure they will express themselves, especially if they have the microsoft logo.

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Ethically sourced human skulls MLM (lemm.ee)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41186922

Only with a certified Crumbgrabber^tm^ skull can you be 100 percent satisfied with your purchase! All our skulls are vegan, macrobiotic and chock full of vitamins and minerals!

Build your downline with confidence we will be around for decades to come!

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Ethically sourced human skulls MLM (lemm.ee)
 

Only with a certified Crumbgrabber^tm^ skull can you be 100 percent satisfied with your purchase! All our skulls are vegan, macrobiotic and chock full of vitamins and minerals!

Build your downline with confidence we will be around for decades to come!

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

We could double the petition, one funding for each big toe. double profit.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Lets raise 300 billion for an AI Blockchain analysis in Invidias new Simulated reality platform to find what realities there would be for each alternate universe and use it to make stock market predictions in each individual multiverse. Then we market this to consumers as high fashion.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Instead of selling the pieces, lets sell NFT's of the pieces, and hide the actual pieces next to Jimmy Hoffas body.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Good burn rate. Maybe we also throw some blockchain in there somehow to increase it.

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Technically not a crumb but close. (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3774007

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The original was posted on /r/interestingasfuck by /u/Lee_yw on 2024-08-26 14:02:54+00:00.

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Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? (lemm.ee)
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Cybertruck Recall repairs are complete (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/40442624

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3754736

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/okvrdz on 2024-08-24 02:53:11+00:00.

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All of Middle Earth will benefit if Lord Sauron is allowed to use Mark to Market Accounting. Benefits will trickle down to all. (lemm.ee)
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All of Middle Earth will benefit if Lord Sauron is allowed to use Mark to Market Accounting. Benefits will trickle down to all. (lemm.ee)
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Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing. (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/39821737

With over 2,648,948 urinals around the world the time is ripe for a new transformative business model using blockchain and realtime scores automatically posted on social media. We hope to go full on Idiocracy and get Youtube and Reddit to partner on realtime posting of all videos. Can't miss. Get in on the first initial capital raise of 300 billion, which will allow you to access the NFT's and URUCOIN(tm) We promise no rug pulls this time. Act NOW!

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3694441

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/cndvsn on 2024-08-16 13:31:24+00:00.

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