Baggins

It even had a headlight!

Is it a still from a live action Viz film/TV series?

'That's gold Jerry, gold!'

Also, Newman in Ultra HD :-(

The sooner the better. The architects and enablers of Brexit should be tried as traitors.

Sounds just the sort of thing a tory leader would say.

To be fair, he wasn't the government.

Some of those ideas are rather good. No way it'll work though as people are just entitled arseholes now and don't care about anyone but themselves.

Lying grifting bastard.

It's never just 'sustainable' or just basic is it? It's always the best, or most or bigliest.

First you need a stepladder...

They are.

the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

So it's in Streatham then.

So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

Not always due to poverty though, there'll be a few parent that just don't care and haven't taught the kids to wash properly. Others find laundry an alien concept.

We see loads of people with dirty clothes, unwashed and stinky come through our centre every day. They have phones, vapes and weed. But not deodorant.

Yes very scary. It just gives me another reason not to go to London. Not that I need many, horrible place.

I should imagine those that want to do us harm will be looking at this. A bit of social manipulation, a 'weapon' scare and the panicking commuters will do the rest.