I've been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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...but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
Slowly
It raises a lot of questions I don't want to know the answers to.
First you need a stepladder...
Time for the ultimate rhetorical question.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Well, well. Looks who’s come out of his shell.
Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.
I would have expected that he'd have to shell out for a huge fine.