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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 80 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you're a firefox user.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Yep, just change your user-agent and they'll flip the switch immediately.

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

[–] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

We've come full circle.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

How dare you!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 11 months ago

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

[–] LoamImprovement 4 points 11 months ago

For refusing to stand up and shout "McDonalds" at the smart TV.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago
[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 9 points 11 months ago

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

[–] TQuid 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

[–] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You've still got some miles left in you, don't give up! Unless they're green, then you're screwed.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

It's an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Viva la FOSS!!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago