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Aziz light!

(Fifth Element)

"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!"

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

"boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew"

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Its dumb, but whenever someone mentions peaches I always hit them with "I could eat peaches for hours". An obscure line from Face Off but for whatever reason it's stuck in my head over all these years. No one ever gets the reference.

Whenever someone says anything remotely close to "you can imagine what happens next" or "you can guess where this is going" I say:

"He fixes the cable?"

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

As a white hetero male, I often use the little girl's line from Airplane, "I take my coffee black. Like my men." I get mostly strange looks these days. That movie should be a required watch in college.

If everyone's super, no one is. -Syndrome, The Incredibles

Pain don't hurt.

Some people get it, but most don't.

Your soul is mine!

From Mortal Kombat

Mine is from City Slickers. Billy Crystal keeps saying "hellooooooo" to the cows in a kind of half-moo voice. I use it all the time and no one gets it.

Ive always been saying a line from a movie that even I didn't remember the movie:

"We're walking... We're walking..."

I had to look it up when a friend asked what movie it was from.

"Heineken? Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Said it once. Never again.

"Technical fowl!" From that animated Adam Sandler movie about Hanukkah

"What did we learn, Palmer?"

"Woo-sah"

“Save me a piece of that corn for later!”

Serpentine!

"Tell 'im he's dreamin' "

Every time my dog watches me eat: "Look how curious the puppy is!" (From Lilo and Stitch)

"Your mother sucks ***** in hell!"

the original of Vanilla Sky, "Open Your Eyes" is an incredible movie

"If I say 'I know,' I stop thinking."

Nobody has ever gotten the reference, and many don't even get it after I explain it.

(It's from Nicholas Roeg's movie Insignificance, and it's said by an Einstein expy just called The Professor, explaining why it is that he's careful to always say that he thinks that ____ or believes that ____ or that the leading theory is that ____.)

"careful with the radio, it's a radio."

-Cheech from New Movie

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"Certainly it hurts. The trick is to not mind that it hurts" - Lawrence of Arabia

"the future is now"

There's a line right at the end of an extremely obscure animated film from when I was a kid. It ain't a great movie. And I didn't fall in love with it even at the time, but that line somehow stuck in my mind to this day and I re-discovered it a couple months ago. I'll just hint that it takes place in a sky world and Mark f*ckin' Hamill does the narration. "Comme des anges" is the line in question (Since I saw it in French as a kid) but it probably translates to "Like angels" in English. I tried to find it and it was impossible to stream or buy that movie in any form nowadays.

"Because you let us". Seriously regret seeing that movie.