The Onion

I didn't even register this as satire until I opened the article. The headline is just too believable.

Can always forgive a little witchcraft as long as the witch hates the gays, too. "One of the good ones."

She has grit, plain and simple, like a certain big fella I know. Hint: his initials are J.C

James Cameron?

I know this is from "the hard times" But I don't know if it counts as satire when I literally know people like this -_-

Well yeah, people change. Either that or consistency is dead.

Politics aside, the quality of this satire is about as bad as something the political right could have scrambled together