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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 132 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it's too far away to actually eat.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never had this happen, how much oil is on/in your pizzas lol

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Proper pizza is greasy as fuck, if you haven't had pizza dripping with grease I am worried for your range of pizza experiences.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on the toppings used and how it was prepared.
Frozen pizza reheated will apparently be much more greasy than what I'm used to, either freshly made or self made, the latter containing basically no oil/fat that could be greasy.
Also, you're probably used to tons of cheese and pepperoni, while I often prefer just a little bit of pepperoni, and much more ham, bacon, jalapenos and just enough cheese to not see everything fully.
And yes, pizza from many restaurants are much more greasy than self made ones, but not greasy enough to actually get through carton designed to isolate and contain anything inside.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

That's true, I shouldn't imply that pizza can't be great without being so greasy hah, it depends on the style. I usually only have just cheese and sauce, the area I'm at is known for it's local pizza and it is usually very greasy, probably because they use quite a hefty amount of cheese, but it's excellent.

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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

also this person apparently has 4 feet. how could you miss that?!

[–] tilcica@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

could've gone even worse with the screen. 1:1 and stretch to fit instead of crop to fit xD

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

There's also the bare pizza box in the stark white comforter. You know that cardboard isn't going to keep all that pepperoni pizza oil in for very long.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kevin w a gun

Kevin finds your lack of Trek... disturbing

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Kevin has altered the deal...pray he does not alter it any further.

[–] shiveyarbles 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that scene.. Kirk is like,"you are not my father" and then Vader is like "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" and Amidala turns out to be his grandma

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Kirk, I am your father."

Classic goosebump moment.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't even notice until your comment. How do you even buy one of those?

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're gonna need a time machine...

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe, the ones I know of you're supposed to be in a dark room. Maybe they've gotten better.

[–] Flabbergassed@artemis.camp 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do they have the pizza at their feet? Wtf is wrong with those people?

[–] suckaduck@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Pizza with loose hairs and dust topping, yum!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What exactly is going on in the background of the Death Star there? Are those windows? People working late night office jobs? Are those just a bunch of lit panels going beep-boop? Is there some technician who glances up at them occasionally and goes "Ah, shit. The samouflange (what the fuck is a samouflange?) is out on the megacondenser! Rob, could you please run a parse on panel A5D and get that boy blinky again?" and Rob is like, "You're right, Michael. I hardly noticed."

EDIT: Apparently it's Cloud City. I recall this now. I'm honestly shocked that everyone has been so civil about this.

[–] ladydascalie 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not the Death Star, this is from empire, this would be the inside of cloud city

[–] I_am_10_squirrels 4 points 1 year ago

It's the enterprise

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You really want to see the world burn. This is like the episode in ENT where captain Archer for the first time after the time war saw a Dalek and Rose is like "what is this" and Archer is like "I thought they were gone for good" or something. Don't hate me if I got the quote wrong.

[–] Malgas 4 points 1 year ago

Don't hate me if I got the quote wrong.

I believe what Captain Archer actually said there was "The zone we will be venturing into is one of danger."

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Leaving the box open is akin to murder in my home. You want hot fresh pizza? So do I. Don't leave the box open.

He'll show up eventually!

[–] Dekthro@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I love this

[–] dimath@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Black color projector screen? What's going on here?

[–] preasket@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

…I AM YOUR KEVIN

[–] taanegl 1 points 1 year ago

This is utter blasphemy... I mean it's not even the end of October and your girl wearing Christmas socks?!?! Smh...

[–] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago