IDontHavePantsOn

Last week we got 18" of snow. 6 days later and it's 72F. My favorite season is being erased.

I grate my fungus. Don't like fungus? Liar. You have always loved my fungus.

That is an outrageously long time to wait for a laptop without updates. From the prices I just looked up, it also is outrageously expensive.

I would have sought a refund before now already, but that's just my opinion.

I've shit one singular time in a "public" toilet in the past 25 years besides workplace bathrooms, and Porta potties while camping. Workplace or Porta potties both have hand sanitizer which I take copious amounts of on my way in, drip off my hands onto the seat and wipe it down with TP. Rub the rest of the sanitizer on my hands, and eviscerate myself with the equivalent power of 10 men's shits in 30 seconds.

I'll consider it when you give me a better option than to call you moron.

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Huh. TIL. Thanks buddy!

In what way was I criticizing Australia? I was commiserating and asking questions about the laws since I didn't know about them.

I know Australia has a lot of dangerous wildlife, but I guess there a bunch of sensitive cunts too.

Don't tell me what I want, and don't tell me you're sorry. Do you think I actually came here to abuse people? Do you think I'm that fucked up? Are you trying to tell me what to think? I know what happens next door, and you're not going to get me involved with that weird sick shit that you're clearly involved with. Maybe that would fly with your other friends, but it's not going to here. Why don't you just take your weird sicko bullshit next door and tell them about my abuse huh? Yak it up with all your sick ignorant friends, and pat each other on the back while crying abuse. I'm sure you'll all have a really fucking nice time. Really. Go ahead and have a good time. Is that what you want to hear? Because if I say anything otherwise I'm the fucking asshole right? Well fuck you. I'm done. Got it? I'm done.

I have no idea about Australian labor laws but I do know adulthood is defined as 18. What I'm about to ask is honestly ignorance so don't take it as sarcasm, so what in the fucking fuck is going on in Australia that at ages 18 to 20 is considered 40% wage in any industry? What industries will pay 100% versus 40%? Do you guys not have laws protecting ageism? Am I too tired to be on the internet? Just kidding. I know I am. See ya'll in the morning.

I'm just here to argue.

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.