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[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

[–] aio2 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.

[–] luky@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy