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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say (www.livenowfox.com)
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[–] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pearce Hawthorne?

[–] 123@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

He is streets ahead.

[–] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

"oh oh it's the big one elizabeth i'm comin"

[–] cduke23 2 points 1 year ago

So what I’m hearing is the limit is 19.