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Proctology (self.jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by jay2 to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.

He uncovers the first body and there is a metal chain attached to a cork that's been shoved in his ass. He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out -pop- and music starts playing.

"...On the road again... just can't wait to get on the road again..."

The guy is taken aback and very quickly shoves the cork back in. The music stops.

"That couldn't possibly have happened. I must have imagined it." He says, and pulls the cork again -pop-, just to be sure.

"...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."

Well now, the guy really freaks out. He runs and gets the morgue assistant and drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again. -pop-.

"...On the road again... just can't wait to get on the road again..."

The morgue assistant is totally unimpressed. "So what?" he says.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.

"No." says the morgue assistant "Any asshole can sing country music."

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