That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
Iβve heard people say the opposite, βwouldnβt piss on her if she was on fireβ.
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
You should use a condom next time
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
how much is that in real units?
A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
0.1187384 hogshead
About 0.5 bananasΒ³
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I'm about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
Starlink
There's definitely wifi and printers in hell.
Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
And he rotates the password every hour
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
1' tungsten cube
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
They didn't specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.
how can boxes be real if hell's not real
ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time
a black hole
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
A cat.
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
The entrails of the last priest.
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.