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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

What makes a person turn neutral-neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[–] ajnixzy@feddit.fun 3 points 1 year ago

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

[–] donslaught@unilem.org 2 points 1 year ago

I've got my laptop, main 32" inch monitor, and a 27" vertical monitor on the other side. So am I a lawful chaotic neutral? Chaotic lawful neutral? Truly true neutral? Also, one is connected through HDMI and the other is connected through DVI.

[–] Templa 3 points 1 year ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

[–] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello fellow compatriot, I'm not a programmer but this is definitely my work set up. Now to be a lawful person but judge everybody.

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[–] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] Floey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[–] chahk 2 points 1 year ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

[–] MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

[–] gsf@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Same. And I fixed the 720p with a resistor kit a few years ago when it fritzed out. Some terminal fonts look great on those chunky pixels.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

True neutral. Only people with incapable OSs need multiple screens rather than having that one screen display what they want. 🙃

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 1 points 1 year ago

I’m chaotic good (but with the smaller one on the left)

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you use the 3rd monitor above at the job?

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[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

[–] Never_Sm1le@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

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