I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.
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What makes a person turn neutral-neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.
Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).
Lawful good at home.
Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?
Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.
I've got my laptop, main 32" inch monitor, and a 27" vertical monitor on the other side. So am I a lawful chaotic neutral? Chaotic lawful neutral? Truly true neutral? Also, one is connected through HDMI and the other is connected through DVI.
I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.
Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.
So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.
Lawful Neutral reporting in!
Hello fellow compatriot, I'm not a programmer but this is definitely my work set up. Now to be a lawful person but judge everybody.
Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.
One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.
I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.
Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.
Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.
Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.
I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.
I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.
So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?
Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.
Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.
Same. And I fixed the 720p with a resistor kit a few years ago when it fritzed out. Some terminal fonts look great on those chunky pixels.
All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.
Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt
Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.
True neutral. Only people with incapable OSs need multiple screens rather than having that one screen display what they want. 🙃
I’m chaotic good (but with the smaller one on the left)
At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes
At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them
At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes
At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them
Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.
Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much
A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.