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The story of how a woman lost her daughter because the grandmother didn't believe that the girl's coconut allergy was real, despite years of watching the parents trying to find out the allergen so that they could stop the girl from winding up in the emergency room. The grandmother kept the kid overnight and used coconut oil on her hair; the child went into anaphylaxis and died.

The mother said that the grandmother begs her to see her other grandchildren, as they've now cut ties with her; the mom's response was, "You can come over when you bring my daughter with you."

A horrible story of how some people just believe they know better than everyone, including doctors.

Not exactly a story, but a picture thread on Reddit where a guy posts a photo of his tattoos on his arms, and someone goes "how did you take this picture", so he posts a selfie showing him balancing a phone on his shoulder, and someone replies "wait how did you take that picture" and then he posts a photo of him taking a photo of him taking a photo... and this continues until he reveals multiple complex camera setups. Such a legendary thread.

Edit: here it is: https://imgur.com/gallery/JThDN

The body builder forum that forgot how many days are in a week:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1

Once on Reddit I read of someone who grew up in a house where they had a poop knife as part of their standard toilet tool set.

This person once found themselves asking for a poop knife elsewhere, casually, like anyone would ask for toilet paper.

I think a commenter called it "the Mashitty" in the replies, which I found hilarious. That story and comment will forever be remembered.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

There are several, but one that kind of haunts my mind is the story from the guy who experienced another life in a blackout and had it all torn apart by that fucking lamp.

"Today you. Tomorrow me."

Knowledge is power, France is bacon.

SR-71 Speed Check

The gynecologist who always cut her patient's IUD strings super short because too many abusive partners were ripping them out.

The guy with the scat fetish that disappeared the moment his wish started to come true

No poop challenge

The swamps of Dagobah.

The early days of Internet bullet boards and forums, that focused on one specific niche. Where I stumbled upon the posts from time traveler John Titor or TimeTravel_0. Good times reading those and becoming fascinated with the what if aspect of it all.

The story about a wife complained her husband never wipe because it's gay when man put anything between buttcheek.

Tie between these two

The reddit coconut and maggots story

Girl has STD but his boyfriend would'nt have it checked he says cause it tastes like the rainbow

Something something broken arms

Cum box

Internets own boy - Aaron Schwartz

Idk if it was only released online but... 'drrrr......drrrrrr....drrr...'

Waffle stomping

The one I wish I could forget is the Clarissa comic about the little girl that is being horribly sexually abused by her father and everyone around her either knows and pretends that they don't, or just refuses to see the truth.

Jolly Ranchers

I wonder, in a few years, what will Lemmy's stories be.

Double dick dude, evnr though it was fake, I remember the initial post and it was awesome.

Two broken arms is a classic and was actually real

The swamps of dagobah is always good for some gagging

Then the jolly ranger story really gets me to vomit

For me it'd be Don't Even Reply: E-Mails from an Asshole.

Bunch of funny ones. Like someone offered a ride in a Prius for a long car trip between cities, he said he'd have to stop at a river to pour out some motor oil because he doesn't support the environment and had to make up for the environmental damage the Prius wasn't doing.

Time cube. I think about this some times and wonder... https://web.archive.org/web/20150506055228/http://www.timecube.com/index.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

The whole Chris Chan ordeal.

Waffle stomp

The cumconut

Ted's Caving Page

Cuil theory.