Look at mr. long dong over here.
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However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.
If it's inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you're done, ya pig.
*shitwater
Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong
The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.
I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it
They don't make those for full-figured gents like myself. They break 100% of the time, then my dick touches the bowl.
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I'd have to do some pretty amazing contortions for my junk to touch the toilet bowl. Like splits with one foot in the bowl?
I even do that at home...
Pee gap? Ima need some paint examples
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