I'm disappointed in myself
You are the king of Lemmy shitposts, Greg.
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2023
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just trying to drop some little greglets off at the pool. Or maybe one massive greglet. Jury's still out on that one.
Both literally AND figuratively!
What, you guys don’t also sit down when you pee?
Nah I only pee handstanding
I pee via sonar.
Rock a piss from the other side of the room...
The orange and white of your shoes perfectly matches the white shorts and blue underwear. Nice composition bro!
Bro you seem to come from the other side of the globe according to your server and doing the same activity as I am. Right now! 😂
I'm jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?
You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩
Decentralised poop
One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances
And, when we sit down, we're all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.
This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We're all just apes drinking each other's pee and that's beautiful.
This is great 😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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