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[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The crushing weight of expecting a crushing weight .

[–] LoamImprovement 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The crushing weight of knowing there is a crushing weight waiting but not being weighed down by it at the moment, but knowing that the crushing will resume at some undetermined point in the future.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The crushing weight of a hydraulic press. Sorry, what were we talking about?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You're a sentient doll.

You get bought

The buyer is a youtuber

he got a hydraulic press.

you discover that the crushing weight isn't just a mental thing

you wake up, it was just a dream.

You're a sentient doll waiting to be bought.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hydraulic press isn't real. The hydraulic press isn't real. The hydraulic press isn't real.

But how do I know these words?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

"hello ant welkom to te hytraulik press channell"

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

These words you utter invoke a painful sensation that move from the top of your head down to the tip of your toeless foot. A huge feeling of despair got hold of you. You just know you are paying for past sins commited. sins so grave that you've been doomed to be crushed for eternity and beyond. The sin of Putting pineapple on pizza.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, yes. The perpetual struggle of life.

Edit : that does sound a lot like living in an abusive household.....

[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time. Day off? Nope no relaxing, it's cleaning time because no productivity is not allowed

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe we can push cleaning to Monday. I'm scheduled to feel guilty about not cleaning all weekend

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

The crushing weight of samsaric existence.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I'm in this image and I don't like it..

I read tanks in the first two comments. Anyyyways, the crushing weight of not knowing if there is a task is so real.

Anyways #2: Wtf is up with that capitalization?? It's either none at all, fucking title case or "Feeling" case.