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[–] ox0r@jlai.lu 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because english is just semi random noises

[–] victron@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Truer words were never spoken.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most languages are, but english goes out of its way in being phonetically retarded

[–] ox0r@jlai.lu 3 points 1 year ago

My favorite example is the word "yacht"

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ghoti

Gh (f) as in enough,

O (í) as in women,

TI (sh) as in motion

Pronounced: Fish

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make it "Ghoti" with GH as in enough

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the idea, will do!

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait there are people who pronounce women with an i?

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes? English is only my second language, but the way I hear it:

Woman: Whoman

Women: Wimin or Wimen

The latter is much shorter.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Huh, for me it's more like wuhmen vs wohman.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My dad always pronounced it "getbackinthekitchen"

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[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Am I the only one who pronounces them both with an I sound

[–] ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org 11 points 1 year ago

Both with an O here.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are the two obviously differentiated like that?

In most of the American English accents I’m familiar with, they’re pronounced “WI men” and “WŌ man.”

If I try to sound out using an I in both, the only way they sound different to me is if I move the accent to the final syllable, to mane it stand out. Something like “wi MEN” vs “wi MAN.”

If so, I’d love to hear where you’re from.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From Ohio, and they aren't differntiated at all I just pronounce them the same (although I was mistaken about which part of the word the meme was referencing, I still pronounce both with an o/u sound at the beginning)

[–] AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the meme is referring to the first vowel.

[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Your reply helped me understand what on earth was happening. I was like "wimin and wimen?!"

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Same, i think its a regional thing.

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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's a matter of accent and Dialekt. I pronounce both the same🤷

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait people pronounce them differently. I've been saying it the same way.😭

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Same here and I'm a native NA English speaker

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Wimmen? You're just saying it wrong.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

We probably just nicked the words from different languages.

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Also correct if he's thinking about cute dogs / cats / other animals that have more than 1 female in the group.