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[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This format doesn't make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?

[–] Kotton@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix

[–] kucing@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Should be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam

Poop about to come out

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car

[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

If the poop is crowning, I'm thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.

[–] Kotton@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Lol

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud