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[–] glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • Me: Ctrl+S, please save this file
  • Windows: Do you want to save it on SharepointOnedriveCloudthing?
  • Me: Put it in the local Downloads folder FFS
  • Windows: OMG it's too hard!
[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

LPT: get a debloater to remove One Drive and other MS bullshit.

[–] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right, because running one script is way more of a hassle than running Linux.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I keep seeing this sentiment from people who are supposedly savvy with computers. I never have to question where a file was saved to on Windows and I'm not sure why you guys do.

[–] abir_vandergriff 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've questioned it before when I just didn't watch where it went, but it usually takes just a few seconds to figure it out most of the time.

Now Android on the other hand...

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Here fucking here. I never don't have a hard time figuring out where a saved file went on my phone. And every app seems to have it's own idea of where the best place to put downloaded files should be.

[–] isosphere 11 points 1 year ago

Office is weird about it because of their OneDrive product

Same here, I've never had this problem, ever. I don't even get how it's possible to not know where your files are being saved if you are the least bit techsavvy.

[–] amio@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Garden variety low effort meme. haha windows (or windass or windowns or whatever) bad so funiiii lolololololo etc - a few linuxmemes are basically... this.

Not sure what it does in programmer humor though - if you, as a programmer, find yourself in this situation... just git gud?

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

pip install good

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my experience it's easiest to find things in Linux, next easiest in Windows, and on OSX, good luck with that.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

One of the very very very few good features of macOS: cmd-click the title bar of a document window to pop up a window with the document location.

It does not work on Microsoft’s products on macOS though.

[–] worfamerryman 4 points 1 year ago

Windows seems to have irregular behavior in this regard. It usually defaults to the downloads folder. But sometimes it defaults to the last folder I saved a file to.

It might just be windows being buggy or something, but there were a number of time where I hit save and then the file is not where I expected it to be.

I could have prevented the mistake by paying attention first, but windows could also be consistent.

[–] Little8Lost@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sometimes i am not sure when like paint that saved the filepath for the pic that was made a few months before. In that case i use save as again to look where it should have put my file and copy the path

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[–] sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like that's worse on android and ios. The former it's like "I saved it somewhere in this byzantine folder structure!" and in ios it's like "Fuck you we don't talk about folder structure"

[–] marco 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also encounter this frequently on MacOS...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Finder is like "what the fuck is a path? Clearly something too technical for the average user."

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Documents folder: obviously where video game files should go...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't stand when games do it. Just put the files in a designated folder where the game is installed dammit!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'll meet you halfway: I created a new folder in the hidden folder %AppData% --> .NameofPublisher --> GameName

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

...make it stop...

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In C:\Program Files? Or C:\Program Files (x86)?

[–] elint@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C:\Program Files\ unless your program is 20+ years old and you still haven't written a version for modern-day systems. 32-bit is dead.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Let's take a look at the old ssd...

C:\Program Files (x86)\Epic Games
C:\Program Files (x86)\GOG Galaxy
C:\Program Files (x86)\Hearthstone
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\

etcetera

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Please don't mix executables and data created by applications, even if the application happens to be a game. Those are supposed to be separate. That being said, "Documents" is obviously the wrong place for save game files.

[–] neocamel@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

Dude fucking iRacing...

[–] Arnaught@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, some games don't even bother with the documents folder! They just dump their saves right in your home folder!

[–] PelicanPersuader 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Android: Photo downloaded

Me: Where did you download it?

Android: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah seriously, Android is way worse at this. At least Windows has the option to ask you where you want to save the file to first.

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[–] Scrithwire@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

I miss the bot that gives you your arms back when you put that emoji

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it saves it to "my documents"

That fucking no man's land. Who actually stores shit there?

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[–] Arnaught@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Windows Scan app is particularly bad at this. When you scan a document, it saves the scan as a PNG in Pictures\Scans. This is a sensible place to save scans by default, but it doesn't tell you where. It just says it was saved. There's a button to view it, but this just opens the scan in the Windows Photos app, which (at least, last I checked) doesn't have an option to view the full path of the picture you're viewing or open the folder it's in!

[–] null_recurrent@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago

They want you to access everything through search and recently accessed because its so intuitive. It's like they want computers to be as hard to use as possible for people who need to do actual work on many projects in any sort of organized way.

Also, now that IT has integrated everything with OneDrive, I routinely have to wait for my own files to be redownloaded before accessing them.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least there's Windows Search to bring your system to its knees by indexing everything constantly in the background, only to be both terribly slow and unable to find anything at all when you actually need it.

I depend on Voidtools' Everything search, which actually finds stuff.

[–] Phantom52347@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

PowerToys has a good search engine too

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

What if I: Indexed everything in the background forever

And said: I don't know what the fuck file you're talking about

[–] TehPers 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never had this issue on Windows, but I have on mobile many times. The more a platform tries to hide the FS from me, the more I struggle to navigate it (surprise!). Mobile devices have been moving to be more transparent that a FS exists at least in recent times.

Casual plug for Search Everything, not FOSS but still free. It's an alternate indexer/search for Windows, but way faster.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

I like that with Samsung phones I can at least use a file browser. iPhone a fucking black box though.

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[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

How are the hackers supposed to find it if even you can’t? Exactly. Latest security at its finest

[–] atyaz@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does windows not have the concept of "recents" so you can find things you were just messing with easily

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[–] leggettc18@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, I hate Windows as much as the next guy, but the Recent Files list can help pick up the slack here. Also Windows typically saves new files to appropriate places and saves edits to existing files in the same place you opened the file at. Not knowing where a file is has never really been a problem I’ve had with Windows. If I have it’s usually been because an individual 3rd party app did something weird.

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