The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It's a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they're garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.
Can't blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.
"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"
So many lightbars...my god. This is someone that hates people.
And is hated by people.
Locally Hated
Universal.
Your username. Delightful!
But I hate people without doing this. Help!
Y'all know this is photoshopped right? The actual truck probably has half the number of light bars. Totally reasonable.
Ah the "I think being an asshole is a personality" person
Switches light bars on, battery shrivels up like an old balloon.
That's no problem, he can hook it up to some spare batteries on the passenger seat. It's not like anybody's going to be sitting there
There's one of these on my street :(
BuT I NeED mY TRuCk fOr WOrK 🥴
As a carpenter, I'm just curious how you think the building you live in got built?
My house was built by a mason long before cars even existed.
In my country they use vans like a Mercedes Sprinter because you can actually keep your stuff dry and even make a little workshop in there. The only use I can think of for a pickup truck is maybe gardeners so they don't have to haul a trailer for their green waste? Could also maybe be useful to haul strawbales if you have a small farm. But you can just do that in a trailer behind your van as well, and your equipment will be dry inside the van and you can leave the trailer when you don't need it.
Not with a truck like this, I can promise you lol. This is not the truck of someone who needs to do any work with it. Or even go offroad with it.
This is an SUV for a man who who's masculinity is too fragile to own a "feminine" SUV or minivan, so they stick a little tiny bed on the back and he can walk around saying that he uses his truck for Serious Business.
Mine is built from enough concrete and brick to sink most ships. And most wood frame houses are built from timber trucked in on a flatbed.
Nobody does large amounts of hauling with a pickup.
They get a transit van if they actually need to move things around.
Seeing as the walls are made of 8x8 logs, I have no clue.
Not enough light bars, hard pass.
Light bars are expensive! I'll take what I can get from conquest.
The larger the exhaust the more things they like in their butt
I drive a Unimog to prove my penis is small but prehensile.
Rims are too narrow