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[–] DonjonMaister@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if you DO escape, there is no guarantee that you'd leave with your sanity intact.

[–] way_of_UwU@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine at 00:59 minutes elapsed, your boss enters and informs you that it's actually an upstream data issue and that no changes are required.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

How'd your boss figure that out before you did?!

[–] Lemmyin@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

Lol you just made my day with that comment

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Did you mean to write “job description” instead of “escape room concept”?

[–] Berserker@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And go.

Coffee.

Then a blank soulless stare.

And silence. Lots of silence.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Silent mind warfare lol

This is an impossible challenge

[–] ilovegoats@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

i had a similar idea for a video game. the idea was that you have to solve a problem or penetrate a server in limited time. you would've to capture the flag by sql injecting a server or get the output of a bugged code that you have to fix.

[–] radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Blame Fake virus attack

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

So you want me to pay for something I get paid a lot of money to endure?