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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say "jiff"

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

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[–] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

And "gigolo."

[–] Nyla_Smokeyface 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced "jif" like the peanut butter brand

[–] Surface_Detail@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, because it's a jraphical interface format.

[–] kittenspronkles@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What's the next one?

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of the few times I don't care what the creator says, he was wrong.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

And yet your mind knows it's not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me too. I feel like no one pronounced it jif before they said that, and now we have to have an eternal debate over it

[–] snowe@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s literally how every programmer pronounced it before it became an Internet sensation. It had a marketing campaign to “sell” the format because that’s how new standards were created initially. They explicitly chose to name it after the peanut butter because it allowed them to give it a catchy phrase to sell it even better “choosy developers choose gif”.

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[–] Pixelphoria@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jraphic interface format really sounds right /s

[–] SkyeCat@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Let me just get my Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus ready /s

[–] quibgobbler 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Light aimplification by ztimulated emission of radiation just has a nice ring to it /s

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[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

National Aeronautics and Space Uhdministration /s

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um, I don't know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣

[–] iamak@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do people have to pronounced it in any way? Why not say G-I-F? I've been saying it like that since before I knew about the huge debate💀

[–] snowe@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Cuz the devs explicitly named it after the peanut butter and even gave it a catchphrase to make sure you pronounced it correctly. It was a marketing campaign. “Choosy developers choose gif”.

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How do you pronounce JIF, then? (That's the JPEG Interchange Format.)

[–] snowe@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

The same way? There’s thousands of words in the English language with the same pronunciation and different spellings. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.

Besides, gif existed first. If JIF wanted to use the name without confusion maybe they should have come out first (missed it by half a decade) or come up with a catchy phrase.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Gif, clearly.

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Gif, the jift that keeps on jivving.

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm not brave enough for politics."

Immediately makes a hot take.

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[–] 1337admin@1337lemmy.com 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Pronounced it as a soft g in my head the first time I read it, and years later the creator said it was meant to be a soft g, so I feel validated.

When you create an image format, name it whatever you want and if it's any good and I use it, I'll call it what you want

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[–] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 7 points 2 years ago

I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

oh that's easy, it's "dot gif"

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some say gif, others say gif. The people saying gif are correct.

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[–] argv_minus_one 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hard G. It's “Graphics Interchange Format”, not “Jraphics Interchange Format”.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

Now, while pronouncing "G", close your lips to make the sound "G-if".

There you have it, how to pronounce "Gif".

Ps: honestly, That just popped up in my head a moment ago and I'm just trying to troll, wholeheartedly I believe it is hard-G as in Graphics.

[–] geissi@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

According to wikipedia the phonetic usage includes:
[g] [d͡ʒ] [ʒ] [ŋ] [j] [ɣ~ʝ] [x~χ] [d͡z] [ɟ] [k] [ɠ] [ɢ] /dʒiː/

For English pronunciation it lists:
/dʒ/ /ɡ/ /ʒ/ and silent

[–] Squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Does that mean you also pronounce scuba sku•ba instead of skoo•bah? Because that U stands for Underwater not OOnderwater. And what about Jpeg? Shouldn't it be Jeg because the P in photographic is silent.

[–] AnarchoYeasty 3 points 2 years ago

Or jfeg because photography has an f sound.

It's soft g gif. Because the original joke was choosy moms choose jif, and choosy web developers choose gif.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 7 points 2 years ago

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

the correct answer is hard-g soft-g ee ef ef: ggi F.F.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

The ancient Arcadians actually pronounced it .flif

[–] Bianca_0089@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Whatever causes the asker to have the biggest breakdown at the time!

"4G-LTE"? Well that's 'Forgull'ty'

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