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[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would be the dopest snow white ever

[–] Topaz@geddit.social 35 points 1 year ago

For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP memes, but this unironically would slap.

[–] slashasdf@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

"mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?"

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 year ago

I'm only watching if it's 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It's just Terry playing Snow White.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs

[–] Malgas 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Now I'm suddenly imagining it as a LazyTown crossover.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

What if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 year ago

Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man. I don't watch much movies but I'd watch this 10 times in row. If it's a comedy or better...a serious comedy. The acting is serious but everything else isn't.

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don't like going to the cinema.

[–] Kaidao@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in

[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here's some others I'd be totally stoked about:

  • Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
  • Leslie Jones
  • Eddie Murphy
  • RuPaul
  • Charming Taintman

Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!

[–] LostDeer@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

And just like regular democracy, the owners will show up last second to put their finger on the scale 😞

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean if they're going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He's like, "Nah guys. I'm a carpenter. I think you've got the wrong person.". But they aren't hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.

[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.

Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.

No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Seth Rogan as Happy is inspired casting. Nice.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

I'm only watching if he wins.

[–] pirate526@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s

[–] Secret_Duck 4 points 1 year ago

She's friends with Laura de Leg

[–] snowbell 2 points 1 year ago

This but not sarcastically

[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.

[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Alexandra Daddario as 'Snow White' and Cate Blanchett as 'Evil Queen'.

[–] Serpardum@lemmyonline.com 5 points 1 year ago

You mean Snowey McSbowface?

[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

SnowyMcSnowface

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wanna see John Reilly playing Steve Brule playing the Beast.

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

For your health!

[–] Revolving_Glass 3 points 1 year ago

Note that is culture.

[–] zoe@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

a netflix original.

[–] Zeroxxx@lemmy.my.id 2 points 1 year ago

So woke, me likes!!!

Undoubtedly!