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[โ€“] housepanther@lemmy.goblackcat.com 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There's probably not any one single thing that I would do but interestingly enough I was charged once with a misdemeanor for providing food to the homeless and arrested, finger printed, and then released. At the hearing, the arresting officer failed to show and the judge, being a rather empathetic and progressive individual had the following to say to me:

Since the arresting officer has seen fit not to respect this court's time, I am formally dropping the charges. I will go off of the record for one moment: Young man, some laws were intended to be broken. I applaud you for choosing wisely. Back on the record: I will order the record of arrest expunged because I see no benefit to society in having a record of this young man's arrest for performing what is essentially good civil service. And so ordered

I am reminded that there are good people in this world.

[โ€“] mp3@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Sadly these good people are not enough in these positions of power to make the world a better place :(

[โ€“] BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The judge is awesome and so are you. Which stupid law was that btw?

I don't remember now because it was a long time ago. It happened when I lived in AZ.

That's beautiful, thanks for sharing. People like you and the judge, who will go against the grain to do the right thing, are what let me hope that we as a species might someday be able to get our shit together.

[โ€“] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago

Nice try, FBI.

[โ€“] eddietrax@dmv.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ShoePaste@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I'll bring the hot sauce.

[โ€“] sexy_peach@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Join last generation and sabotage some kind of fossil fuel thing.

Edit: Also hi feds :)

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

The RIAA finally catches up to me.

[โ€“] stiephel@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

I'd go full fight Club and wipe everyone's debt

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wrongfully accused and convicted after being in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Such as being found in the murder victim's apartment, mere moments after their murder.

"I swear! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!"

[โ€“] raunz@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat the rich (am vegetarian)

EAT THE RICH (they're keto!)

[โ€“] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Premarital sex in the state of Utah prior to 2018.

[โ€“] Im28xwa@lemdro.id 3 points 1 year ago