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[–] ShaggyDemiurge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait for some of them to transition

[–] Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

Basically. I know at least two other trans women besides myself from my graduating class.

Stereotypes, all of us 😅

[–] pileghoff@programming.dev 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First semester of my cs degree, it was around 50/50. After 3 semesters very few women were left. Spoiler: it was not because they could not handle the courses.

[–] LaSaucisseMasquee@jlai.lu 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it because they could not handle the intercourses ?

[–] Willer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

they surrendered. sound familiar?

[–] lorax@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I was one of three women in my year who graduated in CS at my university. I did most of my course work at home…trying to be one of the guys and make sure kindness wouldn’t be considered flirting made for a weird 4 years. No horror stories to tell though , just plenty of awkwardness.

[–] ellie@lemmy.silkky.dev 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Simply get a boyfriend instead

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

"Are you kidding me? Just LOOK at these nerds!"

/no self awareness
/selfown

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of the ugliest sexism I've seen was at the CS faculty in my university. The courses are packed with niceguys and kneejerk anti-feminists.

[–] Ranjeliq@programming.dev 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

We had one of our lectors straight up tell us in front of full class (18 ppl: 16 guys and 2 gals), that we are going to use our diplomas as a hot pot stand. And we are here just for show, to hook up with smart guys. Yes, those were his exact words.

Nothing in me or the other girl suggested that we were attending lections to flirt with someone. Especially knowing that both of us were quite diligent students.

He also was very open and proud about him being sexist. It's still baffling to me that people like that exist, succeed, and have a bloody confidence to take pride in their shittiness.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know where this was, but in most places this would be grounds for a serious report. It's unacceptable for a person in a position of power to act like that.

[–] Ranjeliq@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly, considering where I lived (not US, and not EU), I strongly believe that nobody would give a damn about the report.

[–] astral_avocado@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm extremely curious, what country?

[–] Ranjeliq@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oof, sorry to hear that.

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Its the pride that keeps baffling me. "Yes I am an asshole! I choose to live like this and if you don't you're dumb!"

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just wait for them to buy programming socks

[–] a_statistician@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's wrong with programming socks?

[–] Delicious_Tomatoes 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing is wrong with programming socks. But that will be a sure sign of women in the room.

Ah ok, I missed the joke, but then, both my husband and I have binary socks, and I have GitHub socks as well, so... I am the joke, I guess? :)

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing, he'll just finally have women to date in his CS classes.

[–] chaoticAnimals@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are programming socks?

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

White and pink thigh highs.

[–] Ronno@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Funny thing is that in our “regional delivery center” in Romania, most developers are woman, and CS is a very desirable study for woman there

[–] computertoucher5000@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think where you messed up is trying to date other CS majors. True love comes from dating the Comparative Lit majors. And when that doesn’t work, accounting.

Coincidentally also works for career changes.

[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

The mono bank shirt lmao

[–] wtry@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

c/suddenlygay

[–] nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Too much of sack smell

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cyrillic text on the screen. Hmm.

[–] Willer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is VERY sus. Hmm.

devious some might say.

[–] veetro@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But it's all the friends we made along the way. That's that counts right? /s

[–] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I laughed way to much at the text on the board

[–] Just_Dominic@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Coding with the boys💪