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Every time I try to spread butter or jam over a slice of toasted bread using a steak knife instead of a butter knife, I never seem to be able to spread the topping that evenly.

I know I could figure this out if I just used my brain or paid slightly more attention while buttering the toast. But if I went to that effort, I could have just as easily gotten out a proper butter knife and made the whole issue moot, and I'm definitely too lazy to do that, so here we are.

Slight caveat: the steak knife in question is non-serrated, if that makes any difference.

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[–] NotInTheFace@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Could it be the steak knife shape? Spreading the butter by the base, but not the edge.

Truly a important question, a lot at stake here.

[–] clueless_stoner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why’s it so hard to butter toast with a steak knife?

butter a toast with a steak knife?

steak knife

Aha! And if you're too lazy to go pick up a butter knife, may I ask why you'll keep a steak knife with you but not a butter knife? We're getting spooked here OP

[–] lolola@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean if you wanna get into semantics, technically any knife could be called a butter knife once it's used to spread butter, couldn't it? But some knives are better at spreading butter than others. So maybe a more precise question would be: What makes a good butter knife? But this isn't c/precisequestions now is it

As far as how I end up in this situation: sometimes I cut my fruit before I go to butter my toast

[–] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The main thing is the blunt edge. You want to deform the butter, rather than separate it. A steak knife will more easily cut through the butter, meaning the rest of it sticks to the side of the knife, rather than continuing to get pulled along the bread.

[–] clueless_stoner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A butter knife does not require a sharp edge and it's designed & used in a way to preserve the creamy texture as you cut and spread the butter :) it's much smoother and definitely not the same thing. But I get what you mean.

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