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... Turns out it only became more sluggish

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[–] KSposh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

reeeeeee

good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"

[–] KSposh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

that does make a lot of sense

[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife

[–] KSposh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

yeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead

[–] BendyLemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.

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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instant sub. Lol got me to snort

[–] BendyLemmy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I tried to snort yesterday.

  • Got some coke and a straw
  • Damn ice cube got stuck in my nose.
[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I hope this doesn’t get salty