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[–] Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The girls in the class will figure themselves out eventually

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

i scrolled down waiting for a joke like this, but this completely exceeded my expectations!

[–] MavTheHack@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You could go gay. That would open up a lot of back doors

Shitty jokes aside. I'm actually surprised the projector says 2020. There were quite a few girls in my class in 2019

[–] Worthstream@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

America is a weird place, Europe is more balanced in general. Back in 2000 we had more of a 60%-40% split in computer science.

[–] miroslav@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Too many dicks on the dance floor (too many dicks)

Flight of the Conchords, 2009

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And now you know why programmer socks are a thing.

[–] monobot@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Go to Yoga and dance classes.

You could get a boyfriend, at least

[–] ster@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 years ago (1 children)

Maybe you should be talking to people other than those in your course.

[–] dl_@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 years ago

And possibly associate yourself with icky non-STEM subjects? Noo, thank you!