Spread some bread or cracked corn on the car, the pigeons and crows will shit on the car for you.
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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Take a shit on the roof instead
These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren't they.
Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!
Feces are free and widely available
Pig blood sends a better message though
how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they tell you
If you're willing to murder a cop on their car you might as well burn it down
Not as easy to find tho ... feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative and discrete enough
"can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative" oh yeah, I'm in!
"and discrete enough" I'm out!!
I'd pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn't have genetic material that can be tied back to me
If you are worried about genetic material .... animals feces are a good option .. if you don't have a dog or cat, I'm sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material
A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks
This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.
They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.
We've been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It'll be more fun when it gets hot.
Based on a recent experience, dried flaxseeds are like concrete.
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