No prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)
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No, it's 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you're after.
Don't use C+Trump unless you're extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
I will never financially recover from this.
I will copy and paste all libraries i need in one single file. Just so i don’t import any.
Maybe they'll finally let me use Julia at work
This gave me a giggle
Numpy is what makes python fast though
It'll make you fast as well once the IRS catches up
Numpy is good for that. But, I gravitate toward naturally faster langs where I don't need to import a library for speed. I use Python for simple, dumb scripts.
I like lower languages as well well, but everything doesn’t need to be built in C/C++/Rust and so on.