I can’t tell anymore what’s true and what’s parody.
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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Just eating onions this week..
I swallowed that fucker whole, but I'm about 92% sure that within 4 years, this headline will have become reality.
At this point is an oracle rather than a comical publication. I remember some years ago they said we gonna deplete our Miley Cyrus reserves.
I give it a year, but I'm usually wrong heh. Tiny snowflakes that are richer than anyone. You'd think being that rich you could learn to laugh it off, or at least afford therapy that teaches you that skill, even if it takes a billion dollars cause you're such a huge dick.
I can already see her standing behind the podium with a grey uniform on.
Hair plugs are gender-affirming care.
It's getting harder and harder to tell without looking at the comm which stories are Onions or not.
It’s like getting fined by the court for calling Meloni short.
I just about got Onioned there.
