He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Mentioning this on Twitter might bring it to his attention and since this is bad PR, he might expedite the complaint so that it gets fixed sooner. That's probably the thinking here. I've seen it happen with companies before
More accurately, he'd ban you outright for daring to "lie" about his products having flaws
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Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?
Some people use WankPanzer.
Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?
Cybersuck?
Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.
Dorkswagen
SyberSuck
Or SS for short
Heil Hauler
Hakenkruiser
21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.
Cyberbeast... Lmao. Anything to try and make your worst purchasing mistake sound cool.
It is just the actual name for the most powerful version of the Cybertruck
The fuck?
Yeah.. a higher trim level. Much faster than the regular
Lol. “Faster…”
Yeah, with the lack of quality and attention to detail and likelihood to trap you in and burn you alive if you crash it goes horrifyingly fast. Not any faster than your average luxury car, but more deadly
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Put it in H!
I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.
Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.
With modern cars having so many sensors, a dying battery can cause all sorts of weird, seemingly random issues. I have no idea it's the problem here but it's usually one of the first things I check when an issue isn't obvious. Just because the battery starts the car (or does whatever it does in evs) doesn't mean that the sensors, relays, and servos are getting the juice they need to operate correctly.
Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.
It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.
For fuck sake
Lmao you HAVE TO exit and reenter the car to restart it? This is hilarious on so many levels.
Where does it say that? Can't see anything.
It's hard to see but the small notice on the left side with the warning symbol says it. The barely legible text at the bottom.
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Cabin climate control system requires service.
Am I reading that right? Do you need a connection to an external service to turn on the air conditioning?
I would definitely interpret that as in "needs to be serviced at a garage/dealer."
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Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?
How the hell should I know?
CyberSuck.
CyberStuck
That's what you get for buying from a Nazi. #LeopardsAteMyFace
Ciphertruck.
Yeah no this is sus. How is that screen so dusty when its a new car. I mean fuck tesla, their cars suck ass, but this doesnt make sense.
If you look closely at the second image, it looks like it still has the peelies on it. Those things are dust magnets.
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Honestly I was with you, it was weird.
I did some digging and found the tweet, he's a kool aid drinking tech bro and backed up his claim with a selfie and screenshots from speaking with their support center.
Can chalk this one up to actually terrible products.
Wow so they just ship a dusty product. Thats fucking hilarious. They cant even put up the facade of quality service.
Probably was sitting in the lot for a bit, and maybe in a dusty area, but yeah... Not bothering to clean the vehicle if it's gotten dusty before sale is pretty shitty too
The first image says the frunk is open. I’d imagine that would trigger a pull the fuck over message
It's waiting for its shipment of lemon-soaked paper napkins.
Oh no! Anyway…
RIP bozo (the car)
Cyberfuck?
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