If you're programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.
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What is HTML doing here? Blasphemy!
As a ruby guy, I'm just happy to be included.
Perl should say: You are old and a nerd or you use Debian
Where is Objective-C?
how dare you Im not an engineer
How is your favourite language one that indexes arrays from 1??? You monster!
How dare you count things from one, like a human being.
I beg to disagree. It's a law of nature to assign index 0 to the 1^st^ th... Wait a moment
What language is that engineer and a nerd one?
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
Trying to rewrite everything in the universe
It's a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.
Aww I guess i'm fine since i mainly write in BBC BASIC SDL lol
Neeerd
I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(
Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
TIL fortran has a logo
R
We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
Laughs in perl
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This chart knows me.
This is deep.