Programmer Humor

cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28

That last one is more common than I'd like, a lot more

The last is just a normal git workflow, isn’t it?

At university there were some students that want to manage projekts in could storange. That was just stupid but i didn't know it better at that time.

Why did you mention git twice?

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3)/

btrfs sub snap -r

Couldn't add perforce to the list because someone else was checking it out, I see.

CVS is gonna make a comeback! I tell ya!

I do miss the tags of SVN that would replace certain strings on each commit such as the date, a version number, etc.

cp $fic $fic.$(date -Iseconds)
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
# edit $fic
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
git push -f

No love for cvs?

The last one can easily describe Django. Feels like depending on the code base/your mistakes/people you work with can easily turn a normal project into a project where majority of the files is just migration files.

I knew a dude who would burn a cd every week and store it in his house as his version control, his software is still used by hundreds of businesses to this day

Perforce Helix, here I come!

cp index.php index.php-20250220