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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Be raging narcissist.

Become billionaire on the backs of millions of people.

Have kids with trophy wife.

Never see them. Too busy being awesome.

Kids raised by low paid help.

Kids turn out to not be raging narcissists.

Kids try to fix the world.

MFW.

[–] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago

Funny how when you rich pricks take everything and leave the rest scraping by, the rest of us stop supporting your broken system. It’s almost like no one wants to live to serve entitled narcissists. Maybe if you want your capitalist country to succeed, you should focus on raising the standard of living for ALL who contribute to it?

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago
[–] Hextubewontallowme@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

"I believe it’s the children of the elites," he told New York Times columnist Ross Douthat this week. "The most privileged people in society, the most successful, send their kids to the most politically radical institutions, which teach them how to be America-hating communists."

How odd, I would not call Donald Trump Jr. an America-hating communist, but to each their own I suppose?

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Tankies: lenin-pointing Return ☭ To ☭ Office ☭

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Best hiring pitch I've seen yet.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago
[–] _lunar@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago