He tries so hard to sound intelligent...
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He tries so hard to sound like an smart it guy.
But he isn't...
The admin team here has decided to quarantine all musk spam to one community, so that people can easily block it, and won't have to read his takes.
Use !enough_musk_spam@lemmy.ml for now, or the musk spam communities elsewhere. In the future we can re-evaluate whether to keep any communities for rocket jesus at all.
Days after exposing himself as a fake poser of a gamer, Elon has conveniently (again) reminded us he's also a fake poser of a programmer
@theneverfox @HiddenLayer555 Euh... that's network / sysadmin more than programming .
My sister's name is Amanda, not Admin!
Not if you're a Bash programmer ·υ·
He exposed himself as a poser especially as a bash programmer
Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.
I don't even have X, but everywhere I go there's an Elon's tweet
Please.
If I wanted to read Musk, I'd follow him.
If I wanted to see someone's tweets all day, I'd be Twitter instead of Lemmy.
I use Lemmy to read Lemmy, not to be reading screenshots of Twitter in Lemmy.
Thanks.
Well, maybe not a moratorium, but I certainly would appreciate some peace and quiet.
Monetize this spam with $8 donations please.
If Elon can go fsck himself that would be great. I sense a systematic lack of integrity from him.
This is what that indian kid would write on facebook after his first programming course lesson, to show off career choice
I think that kid made the youtube channel "Engineering Made Easy"
It's a channel about an Indian guy badly explaining physics in order to justify his spiritual beliefs, featuring the best of "Shit Roger Penrose absolutely did not say, not even when talking about Orch-OR"
Lmao, so accurate.
This reminds me of the old how to shoot yourself in the foot joke for unix, except in this case...
rm -rf * woke
So he isn't even a techy, the whole thing has been an act
after he bought twitter and made a big thing about auditing their code, there was a post going around that was something like
first he talked about cars, and i know nothing about cars but people said he was a genius so i believed it
then he talked about rockets, and i know nothing about rockets but people said he was a genius so i believed it
now he's talking about computers, and i know a lot about computers, and he's saying some of the most batshit insane things i've ever heard, so i'm starting to reevaluate my earlier choices...
He's saying the enemy is within and must be wiped out completely.
Recursively and forcefully remove virus at Localhost.
Just sent to a friend and I broke it down like this
The commands wouldn't work on Linux/Unix due to the format. But.. They don't need to if you're just sending a message.
127.0.0.1 means the local machine. The host.
rm is remove. -r is recursively. -f means use force if necessary.
The commands, when put together, would look something like this:
traceroute wokemindvirus (find the location of and path to the virus)
The virus has been located at localhost (internally)
rm -rf /127.0.0.1/wokemindvirus
Remove, forcefully and recursively until nothing is left, the woke virus, in the local host - USA.
In other words, the enemy within must be wiped out.
Tell me I'm crazy.
It's such a stupid joke that I prefer to interpret it like this:
He discovered that he is the source of the woke mind virus, and then he forcefully lobotomized himself.
He knows as much about Unix as he knows about PoE2
Uhh he should know all the Elite hackers call it Tracer-T
Remember this blast from the past?
Tracer Tong?
He saying he used to be woke?
I mean, there was a period about 15 years ago when he seemed to be the only rich person actually talking about climate change, doing something that might make some difference (investing in an electric vehicle startup, and later a rooftop solar startup) and seemed to actually be concerned about it. I now question if that was just an act or not.
On the other hand there is the theory that he fell down the right wing social media pipeline during the pandemic and that's why he's seemed to have such a sudden shift on political party affiliation. I like that theory because I think it's kinda funny to imagine one of the richest men in the world being too cooped up and spending too long doomscrolling to the point that he became radicalized by social media algorithms
"Woke" is really similar to the boogyman for them. So maybe he is admitting that and that he is infected by the wrong belief in the boogyman.
Nah he cosplayed as a goth once when he was a teenager. Other than that, he has always been a failed nerd.
Edit: apologies, that is what he is saying in the tweet, yes
He's trying to say "I'm attention seeking, look at me!".
This seems like it makes sense on at least 2 levels, either because he's saying he at some point had the 'woke mind virus' and deleted it, or more likely he's saying this is what people need to do to 'free' themselves of the 'woke mind virus'.
You don't have to endorse it to understand it. I don't really understand Hazel's confusion.
The confusion is an affectation they're putting on because the execution of the joke is just so poor.
I especially love that he didn't say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it's from root, so he lobotomized himself.
The woke mind virus is coming from INSIDE the house
So saying he woke woke?
Saying there's a virus in his mind about everything being woke
Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.
Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit
fascist_bullshit found!
Adding host to block list.
gameindustry.eu/ good site for tracker blocking etc in games
I was nosy:
traceroute to 104.244.42.129 (104.244.42.129), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets
1 192.168.10.1 (192.168.10.1) 0.369 ms 0.494 ms 0.656 ms
2 lo0-100.BLTMMD-VFTTP-340.verizon-gni.net (173.64.66.1) 3.065 ms 2.969 ms 3.652 ms
3 100.41.25.140 (100.41.25.140) 6.005 ms 6.072 ms 100.41.25.138 (100.41.25.138) 5.985 ms
4 0.ae15.GW10.IAD8.ALTER.NET (140.222.225.39) 10.372 ms 10.317 ms 11.678 ms
5 WS-Twitter-Twitter.customer.alter.net (204.148.79.138) 11.323 ms 10.430 ms 10.470 ms
6 * * *
7 104.244.42.129 (104.244.42.129) 28.496 ms 34.967 ms 25.307 ms
It's kinda funny they still have the name "twitter" plastered all over their infrastructure.
I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.
Come on man no need to throw slurs around even if you're quoting someone else
That's a medical diagnosis and a slur and also fitting. It's hard to treat the retarded man child unless we first accept that he is one.
Last I checked school teachers didn't make medical diagnoses. Elon is a fucking tool, but we don't need to perpetuate ableism when we talk about him.
Last I checked school teachers didn't make medical diagnoses
Then you are not paying attention to the American school system. Qualified to? Oh most certainly not, but doing it anyway. Heck my 5 year old sister is being diagnosed with just about everything the teachers can offer to the point that there is now a discussion on what tranquilizer to prescribe her without yet talking to a doctor.
We are fucked. Let's at least call out the guy that clearly has an IQ from drug abuse to be qualified as retarded so and you can get upset at my slur of calling him a man-child instead.
He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased
The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!
He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.
pretty sure he is saying the woke mind people found themselves and deleted themselves, that quote retweet makes no sense to me
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