Imagine you are running a marathon and someone ahead of you losses three bananas that were stuffed in their ass.
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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This explains where bullet bill comes from!
Imagine sitting in the doctor's office and someone nearby lets out a ripper and the whole office suddenly smells like banana bread.
Saw a talk about hacking bacteria once. Apparently they managed to make e coli that smells like banana when inactive and mint when active (or vice versa, can't remember).
"Are we going passed a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.
Oh fuck, what is running down that person's leg right now‽"
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The last sentence makes this 10 times funnier
Their body their choice.
I read the first sentence and immediately stopped reading.
You did the right thing.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
How much banana can an ass hold, Michael?
10?
Needs a flared base.
In the interest of science, we must monitor this person running a marathon.
We would need multiples running, some with and some without, ideally without even themselves knowing... you think about the last part, I get the bananas.
I'm sure it'll all work out in the end.
"I'm afraid I really don't know, Mr. Kipchoge, I just wanted an autograph."
welp that's enough interneting for the day
Anyway...
That is one load-bearing "anyway"