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[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 13 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I give you about 3 seconds. Then you're getting the horn because you were on your phone at the light like a jackass.

I mean seriously, it's not a big ask to not use your phone while you're driving.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 22 minutes ago

It's also the same one that during the red light kept creeping forward like they were at a drag race starting line. Light goes green...nothing. I thought you were in a hurry?

Doesn't everyone else watch the traffic flow of the other lights, the crosswalks, all the other signs something is about to change? I guess not.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 hour ago

And the other time I thought to myself - hey, let's be nice! And so I was nice. The driver in the car in front kept reading whatever he was reading on his bloody phone and nobody moved till next light :)

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 2 points 1 hour ago

See, that’s when you wait till it’s almost red and then go.

They’re either trapped or running a red