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[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 127 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's funny because apps like Blender and Krita are actually competitive to proprietary software.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And Linux/BSD are so good proprietary developers rip them off to whatever degree legally permissible.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 39 points 4 months ago

Microsoft servers also use linux

[–] doktormerlin@feddit.org 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Blender had a reeeeaaally long way though, I remember a time where Blender was quite big already but Maya just was miles ahead in terms of usability. Nowadays they are not only even, Blender is probably used more often since it's not only free but more people know how to use it than Maya

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

I tried blender in those old days but stuck with cinema 4D at the time, blender really sucked. These days it's totally awesome kinda wish I had more time for it but I'm focused on other things.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 81 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Read "The Mythical Man-Month".

Basically, a team of 5-8 motivated developers can create high quality, medium complexity software extremely fast.
But if the project is just a little too complex for one team of devs and you need more people, then you'll need a lot more people. And a lot more time.

Cause the more people you add to the project, the more overhead you have. Suddenly you need to pull devs off coding to bring new hires up to speed. You need to write documentation on coding style guidelines, hold meetings, maintain your infrastructure, negotiate with hardware suppliers, have someone fix the server room's door locks, schedule job interviews, etc. etc.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 months ago

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've actually found a lot of the smaller foss tools I use are better than their proprietary counterparts because of the design philosophy and that people don't cut as many corners on passion projects as when they're on a deadline

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For real. I just spent a decade in academia working dog hours with little pay keeping services running wondering how the true devs and sysadmins do it.

I recently switched to the corporate world and have peeked behind curtain of competency: headless chickens running around, patching failing products rather than spending time to properly fix them because immediate results are the only metric that counts.

Stability, scalability, reproducibility? Forget it, that's someone else's problem apparently.

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The reason this bothers me so much is how hard it makes it to get a job

I've seen people in other companies getting paid significantly more than me who just have zero clue what they're doing

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Same, and same.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Late stage capitalism.

The issue is that capitalism fundamentally requires forward thinkers and enlightened (or at least rational) perspective to function sustainably.

But capitalism rewards short term thinking, everywhere from corporate leadership, to the workforce, to the consumers caught by ads designed to catch and hold their ever-shortening attention spans.

Fundamentally, it needs regulation to thrive. The true cost of a purchase, including environmental and decommissioning/disposal costs must be tied to the initial purchase value. Through this, we might get a functional capitalism.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

[–] arisunz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i want to boil people like this alive

in minecraft of course

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Snap! I forgot about the rename news already… forgettable new name :)

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

It got renamed? That seems pretty crazy, but it might be for the better considering the original name didn't really suggest it was a serious independent project.

[–] sunnie@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the issue with this argument is that i don't care about who made the app when it doesn't work. that's why i still have a chromium based secondary browser, it doesn't matter that it's the work of a billion dollar company trying to get a monopoly when the website i'm on is broken. yes, the blame is on who made the website, not firefox. i still need to be able to use it somehow

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Are most open-source software developed by hobbyists?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 24 points 4 months ago

well, most as in numerically, technically yes :D

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

yes and they either become popular because of their usefulness and get organized like firefox/mozilla or they get co-opted by corporations and invariably enshitified like chrome/chromium

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Firefox/Mozilla as an example is a bit of a stretch, given the fact that Mozilla Browser/Firefox is originally based on the open-sourced version of Netscape Navigator

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

very much a stretch, i was trying to relate the comment to current events and that was the closest thing i could come up with atm.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

Fair enough

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[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There is a very large corpus of FLOSS software out there serving everything from individual itches to whole industries. Any project that is important to someone's bottom line is likely to have paid developers working on it but often alongside hobbyists.

The project I predominately work on is about 90% paid developers but from lots of different companies and organisations. Practically though the developers don't care about the affiliation of the other developers they work with but the ideas and patches they bring to the project.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

That seems like a better system than say, Godot, who picks and chooses who is allowed to contribute.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

100% of the open-source software i contributed to was developed by hobbyists so, using that information, you can infer from only that information that only hobbyists can develop open-source software

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago

“All-star” makes me worried there’s some hidden society of super competent developers remaining at the big software corps that we somehow never noticed.

[–] emmie@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

80/20

I live by this rule, it made me gain so much credibility and money from people who don’t know any better. 80/20 <3

20 percent of work nets you 80 percent of result (except no one knows what I did isn’t 100 percent) bam 4/5 of time saved. Everyone is happy and if something doesn’t work we can just blame it on client

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Star designers and engineers don't do Open Source? 🥺

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GIMP isn’t quite as feature rich and useful as photoshop… except GIMP has the “Color to Alpha” function which I’ve still yet to learn how to imitate in photoshop, and I’m not sure it even can. And I use that function all the freaking time.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well you can color me intrigued! I'm going to go read about what that is

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

You ever have an image of something like fire or mist or galaxies and stars or whatever taken with a black or white background, and you want to make it a transparent background instead? Color to alpha keeps the translucent elements intact at the appropriate translucency while removing the background color. Super useful for compositing images together.

[–] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Venn diagram go brrrr