Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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Testicle size and reproductive potency are entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there. And if you only ever have one partner at a time that you want to make babies with, you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department. You just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.
But this shows that even if you do want all the ladies, large testicles don’t matter.
(Aside; people with breeder fetishes who impregnate multiple women are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just.. eew.)
this (the study) is about the crystal balls, not the magic wand.
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.
It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place
In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.
Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!
Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman's vagina
it's obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests
Ah yes, nature's ghillie suit.
As someone with a loud car, I can confirm
Those three monkes look like they're singing For the Longest Time
Pretty sure there was a study that actually showed big trucks correlated with big penises. Crazy.
[Citation needed]
yeah, being massive dickheads
Peter Dutton represent…
How was the TMI calculated in this study?
Gives new meaning to 'speak softly and carry a big stick'.
A guy with a small dick isn't a real guy. It's like a woman with small tits.
No need to body shame. Call people out on their attitude not their given biology.
I only body shame people with the wrong attitude, so it's okay.
That's a stupid argument, because if you body shame you're saying some bodies are "worse" than others, regardless of the reason why. Same reason deadnaming is never good, you're just invalidating trans people to make a person you don't like feel bad.
If they have the wrong attitude, why not criticize that?
If they have the wrong attitude, why not criticize that?
In an ideal world, sure that would be the correct thing to do. But the reality is that, we as human beings, enjoy body shaming people who we disagree with. It's why it's fun to body shame people like Trump or calling people like Ben Shapiro a Manlet midget incel loser with a useless micropenis.
You seem like the type who'd start dropping N bombs if you saw a person of color driving a car you deemed too loud.
Or maybe getting ableist as fuck if you saw a wheelchair-bound person rolling coal.
Sure, these are shitty things to do, but body shaming is the weapon of the enemy.
Seeing deplorable behavior doesn't give you a free pass to body shame, be racist, ableist, or misogynistic.
ah yes another guy with cave men mentality where humans are judged based on primal stuff, you know humans evolved and got civilised right? you know they are more than animal right?
Well I commend you for defending monsters from body shaming
Look, I don't want to disagree with your point.... But I can't stand by as you suggest that we evolved from cave men.... We may have created civilisations, but we've not evolved into a civilized creature... We're still as uncooked as were 60k years ago.
I can literally hear these monkeys singing.
Is this about PP pierre poilievre? The Canadian analog of doneOLD trump.