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[–] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pretty sure the point of creationism is that everything was put on the earth when it was created, including fossils etc. You can't argue this with logic. My favorite spin off of this is Last Thursdayism where the earth was created last Thursday (regardless of what day it's now) which basically uses the same argument.

[–] Ddub@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That does explain why I can never get the hang of Thursdays

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

What, were you born today or something!

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Hence the first and only commandment of Last Thursdayism: Don't Panic.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And the fun scientific counterpart of the Boltzmann brain. The idea that in an infinite universe (at least in a couple of the spatial dimensions if not also a time dimension) random fluctuations could combine to form your brain. Including all of your memories, thoughts, hopes and dreams. You think you have had an entire life, but in reality your brain was just formed moments ago. And it may possibly stop existing in a few more moments, this moment being the only one the brain has actually experienced.

When taken to its natural conclusion, the entire Earth of even the solar system or galaxy might have just been created by random chance. The perfect storm of randomness. It may have been created longer ago or just nanoseconds before now. There is no way of telling.

Thermodynamics has been used to counter and strengthen this idea. And with infinity on the table anything goes.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I always found the idea of stable Boltzmann brains fascinating. The idea that on an infinite enough universe, there must exist self-sustaining minds that function on an entirely circumstantial set of rules and logic based on whatever the quantum soup spit up.

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[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“God did it to trick you” is pretty hard to disprove

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

It's also hard to argue while also claiming your god is moral, which is why creationists usually scapegoat the task of planting fossils to Satan.

[–] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I genuinely don't understand how uranium can exist a priori in this argument but lead not? I might be missing something.

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago

The original post only gave half the explanation. It's not that lead exists in general, it's that lead exists within zircon crystals.

Under normal circumstances that would be impossible, zircon crystals strongly reject lead atoms as they form. There's no way to stuff lead into the crystal lattice in the quantity we find them there. But uranium and zircon go together just fine, we just have to wait for it to decay into lead. The trouble is it takes ~4.5 billion years for just half of those uranium atoms to turn into lead. So any zircon crystal we find with half as much lead as uranium must be roughly that old

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Here's the bad faith argument:

At the moment of creation, God placed some partially decayed metals on the planet to fool the non-believers.

This is basically why the existence of dinosaur bones doesn't bother them either -- they just hand-wave it away.

[–] matt1126@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

Hehe bad faith

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[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can throw as much science at them as you want. God could have just created everything in whatever state he wanted to. Same thing with the virgin mary discussion. Who cares if it makes sense scientifically, god can just make a fertilized egg appear. How lame would god be if he could not do that? This is the basis christians start from, so why even bother trying to debate that?

[–] Rediphile@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But could he heat up a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?

If not, that's pretty weak. But if so, also pretty weak.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Could he create a rock heavy enough, that he can't lift it?

Go away with your logic!

[–] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Can someone explain to me why lead HAS to come from another element? Why cant it just… exist?

[–] LouSlash@szmer.info 9 points 1 month ago

Because it needs a...

... leader

[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God made lead right after creating life

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Actually He started with lead. All life comes from lead. Praise the lead. It's not lead poisoning, it's lead salvation! Also Led Zeppelin is Christian rock and spreading the gospel.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm not even sure how you get to 4000 years old from biblical literalisim.

Edit: going strictly by the biblical account, Adam lived to 930 years, and Noah 950. IIRC, their lives did not overlap. Jesus lived 2000 years ago. A whole bunch of stuff happens in between Noah and Jesus. So even if you're working strictly from the bible, how the hell do you get 4000 years?

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

So even if you’re working strictly from the bible, how the hell do you get 4000 years?

You can't. The "Young Earth" people are morons.

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lead 204 is entirely primordial and the other isotopes found on earth would be found at roughly the same concentration were all of the lead on earth primordial. It's the excess ratios of the other isotopes of lead that can be attributed to radioactive decay. That is a substantial proportion of the lead on earth, but to say the "existence of lead" is proof of the age of the earth is entirely incorrect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotopes_of_lead

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[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where is the proof about these magic numbers? Checkmate atheist. /s

[–] unrelatedkeg@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

All math is a lib lie! Just look at those blasphemous arabic numerals!

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is decay the only way to get lead? I mean if uranium gets synthesized can't lead get made as well?

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Radioactive decay is not the only way to make lead, and lead is produced in much greater abundance than uranium.

The part that's missing in the post is in looking specifically at uranium deposits and making assumptions about the initial composition of the deposits, since the crystalline structure excludes lead when the crystals form. So if you detect lead contained within zircon, it is assumed to be the product of radioactive decay.

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[–] Pixlbabble@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

"God made the world with lead in it"

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I had a dude come up to me at the reference desk and tell me that the earth can’t be billions (he said trillions, lol) of years old because erosion from the Mississippi River would make it wider and deeper than it is. I pulled up some info including the idea that the Mississippi was something that came about more recently because of plate shifting, etc and he just said, "Nah."

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

The tragedy is that humans aren't convinced to change their minds by facts like this. They're convinced by good stories from their friends and family.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not siding with the 4000 year old earth argument, but that is a weak counterargument.

Lead was created by dying stars that long predate the Earth.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

The correct answer would have been: "Why should I? You're an idiot."

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We obviously live in a matrix/simulated world, and it can't be older than 50 years, because before that, computers didn't exist. Checkmate christians.

/jk

[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Dude is gonna come back at him with the first mention of lead in the bible and say, no this is where God created lead, lol.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would mean that there was more uranium around millions and billions of years in the past so why isn't there any evidence of prehistoric nukes in the fossil record

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

This is false, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his infinite noodly wisdom and power created the world yesterday and made the Earth appear billions of years old and the universe appear even older.

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s bread from 14,000 years ago

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Look I don't like them either, but you can't refer to crusty bishops that way

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