Melbourne

Tommy Cat is 10 today. He has had prawns for tea and is now basking in the sun, pretty well satisfied with life.

All done. Here's the world's loneliest tomato plant:

Normally I love putting stuff together, like Ikea furniture etc etc

I'm now in a room with the door locked trying to build this cat tower and there's a monster on the other side of the door who is DEMANDING to be let in.

Edit: She realised if she jumps high enough she can pull the door handle down and open the door.

At my second inspection. Crusty old dude rocks up and talks only to me and asks if I'm viewing the apartment, then asks if I'm single and gives me this creepy grin and says he'd prefer a single to move into the apartment. Oh and of course he's the owner. Shakes my hand and encourages me to apply. Completely ignores the other attendees (male).

I might've seriously considered this apartment despite the very dated kitchen and bathroom and no fly screens, it's pricey but in a very quiet green location and has a sunlit balcony... But after the above interaction I am definitely not applying wtf

E: I am meant to be cleaning the house but our purritude has other ideas. Purrhaps she has sensed my overall distress. I'll miss this lil sweetie when she leaves on Monday

little nugget on my lap

Bought a bass instead of the ps5. Fuck it lol. It was half the price.

Breaking news - Rossmoyne Street in Thornbury is having a collective garage sale tomorrow at 10 am to 3 pm - lots of people are all coming together to put excess stoff out for sale. Just got told. See you there.

Of thank F…!

Commbank finally reversed the duplicate transaction that put my account into the negative by a large margin.

Spent the whole day stressing about it. I hope that’s the end of the ordeal and nothing else happens.

Might actually think about getting a 2nd bank account somewhere else just as a backup sometime.

Now I finally concentrate on doing other things other than worrying about things.

Did my first Parkrun this morning. About 100 people. Was great. Got a PB too.

OK. So, say you want to have a night out by yourself on a Saturday night, where you can talk to randoms and generally be social.

What bars or what suburb is best?

Also, this is where we are at now:

Hi hi

Bailed and went home, while partner and his dad go to dinner. My everything hurts, and for the first time Macca's has made me feel better rather than worse.

Thank you nuggets and fries 👌🏼

Woke up in a massive panic this morning to an overdrawn back account message.

Panicked like hell to try and work out what happened.

Commbank have really stuffed up and duplicated transactions and now has left me overdrawn and unable to get anything today.

They better fix this up. The duplicated transaction was the biggest thing I had to pay, why couldn’t it have been an 8 dollar transaction?

I put on the first Paddington movie for the boys the other day because I heard it was good when it came out, and it is quite good.

It's silly and over the top in all the right ways, with a villain that's just evil with clear motivations. It felt like a 90s movie made with today's technology.

Also turns out the director worked on Darkplace and directed all the Mighty Boosh episodes so of course it was going to be good

Good morning everyone. Wonder how long I can get away with laying here pretending to be asleep..

Everyone gets a present.

On the rag, have to look good and go out. I hate this stupid organ. Uterus, free to any home but mine.

Where Seagoon 😔

Been to gym. Been to market.

My fruit and veg people have sold up and retire next week. This is wonderful for them…but I’m kind of a little bit sad

Inspection 1 today, this was the best place I'd seen in the listings... mould in part of the bathroom and a lot darker than I expected. Given the amount it's going for though, with aircon and a nice kitchen, no surprise there's plenty of applicants - couples including with kids - suspect I won't be getting anywhere with this one. I also don't really need a 2br unit. I think I'll stick to 1br...

Anyone else having pizza tonight?

Edit:

Hey @Nath@aussie.zone can you please see if there are any new accounts pending approval. Seagoon has made a new account.

The line for the ladies at Caulfield sucks ass. God fucking damn.

Edit: its the length of the bookie counter 😭

Remember my little 4x4 misadventure? The service department just mentioned some minor damage to the undercarriage. Had to pretend to be shocked.